December 2011
73 posts
How I know that I'm not Tumblr Famous:
Me: Ask me questions please c:
My followers: lol no.
Tumblr famous person: Ask me questions bitches
Their followers: OMG WHAT TOOTHPASTE DO YOU USE
When an annoying person starts to talk to you
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
When a little kid talks to you and you can't...
heyfunniest:
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Reblog if you say one or all of these phrases
i-wasborntobe-me:
all of them.
and then people stare at me like
I say each and every one of them :)
Every.
and this.
I always say these…..LIKE A BOSS
all day, e’rrrry dayy, bro.
1 tag
Bold all that apply!
euphoniumsareathing:
· I am a girl
· I am shorter than 5’4.
·I have many scars.
·I wish my hair was a different color.
· I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
· I have a tattoo.
· I want more tattoos.
· I am self-conscious about my body.
·I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
· I have more than...
battleofthezombies:
When I say I’m ugly, I’m serious. At times, don’t get me wrong, I think I’m a bit decent looking. But overall, I think I’m so unattractive. I’m not fishing for compliments. There are so many stunning girls, I can’t even compare. Whatever they do, whether it’s making silly faces, anything, they’re still pretty while doing it. I wish I was more appealing. Honestly.
